I'm a rooster illusion.

landorus:

cashier: that’ll be $4.20

me: bruh

cashier: bruh

(via ladielofty)

ramenluvr:

Has someone woken green day up yet

(via abracadaniel)

monkeyrubster:

moonemojii:

When someone lies to you but you already know the truth
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This moon looks like Miranda Cosgrove

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caltoru4hoh:

emilyinthetardiswithcheekbones:

frizz01percy:

this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies

We need to reblog this so much that the post breaks

fucking staff, what are you even

(Source: wasabi-desu, via ripe-moon)

beattingtheguy:

This is by far my favorite song ever.
I don’t know why, it’s just perfection.
And its also the first song Skrillex made.

(via countdankula)

me at friends house

friend:so... what do u wanna do
me:idk its ur house
friend:idk ur the guest
me:idk its ur house
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